Once a month, invite exactly seven people (never more, never less) for a "Salon Scat." No agenda. The only rule is that entertainment must be crowd-sourced: one person tells a story, another plays a song, another performs a magic trick, and one person does an interpretive dance. No phones allowed. Carla Sonja Scat claims this single practice has saved more marriages and friendships than any therapy.

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"The word 'scat' has multiple meanings—jazz singing with nonsense syllables, the swift movement of an animal, or the dispersal of seeds. I choose the jazz definition. My life is improvisational, rhythmic, and free of lyrical constraints. If you are stuck on a single, gutter-level definition, you are missing the entire symphony."

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