Immortality V1.3-i-know !full!

“I installed v1.3 three weeks ago. I have died fourteen times since writing this sentence. I am currently dictating this from a timeline where I am a jellyfish. Do not look for me. I know too much.”

Do not install this if you have already installed it in the future. Do not uninstall. Do not look away from the logo after shutdown. Immortality v1.3-I-KnoW

is not a software application, a biological treatment, or a philosophical treatise. It is a self-propagating cognitive state masquerading as a software patch. “I installed v1